wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.
the only reason i would be upset that i had a gay child is that at one point they would encounter people like you
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
One of the most interesting and distinctive landmarks of mid-Cornwall, this is the granite outcrop of Roche Rock and the ruins of the chapel perched at the top.
Roche Rock by snowyturner